Blast! This gem “OH in the Tampa Yacht Club Ladies’ Room” got tweet-blocked by #Gasparilla2018 : “Do you remember the year when that idiot fell off the boat and drowned?! He was wearing so many beads he sunk straight down to the bottom of the bay, bless his heart.” Ok, I’m done. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUl1AWTUMAAyYuO.jpg
by Anastasia Dawsonvia twitter1/28/2018 1:28:32 AM
According to my calculations, the harrowing voyage home from #Gasparilla2018 ended precisely 13 minutes earlier than last year’s 8:09pm arrival. Attached: a side-by-side comparison of the annual angry traffic selfie from 2017 (left) and from 2018 for further analysis and inquiry https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUlxtYrVAAABUCm.jpg
by Anastasia Dawsonvia twitter1/28/2018 1:14:13 AM
by Anastasia Dawsonvia twitter1/28/2018 12:20:02 AM
And now, the final thought on #Gasparilla2018 Overheard in the Tampa Yacht Club Ladies’ Room: No sweetie, you can read about him in historical records. Jose Gaspar lived here and buried his treasure under the mansions on Bayshore. If he wasnt real we wouldn’t have @CityofTampa !
by Anastasia Dawsonvia twitter1/28/2018 12:19:17 AM
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